Curse of the Performance Tester?

Seriously?!? After wrapping gifts until nearly 5am (I was behind by even my standards due mostly to work travel, client commitments & preparing to close the corporate books for 2011), and getting up before 8am to celebrate Christmas with my boys, I finally stole a few minutes when I noticed they'd both fallen asleep on the couch to play with *my* new toy (i.e. install Skyrim), only to be foiled by...